1. HI2U!
  3. Into the Dark: Ultimate Trash Edition (c) Homegrown Games
  5. Release date : 1 May 2014
  6. Protection : Steam
  7. Type : Action, Adventure, Indie
  8. Size : 65 x 50 mb
  10. Note:
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  12. Don't expect a good game here!
  13. Don't even dare to hope for state-of the art graphics, a proper balancing,
  14. professional voice acting or breathtaking script-writing. This here is 100%
  15. pure trash, an adventure / shooter hybrid with gazillions of bad jokes, dozens
  16. of pop culture references and a hidden, dense net of subversive, intelligent
  17. messages related to post-WWII-politics. Oh yes, you need a basic knowledge of
  18. pop culture to enjoy the game, and quite some education on politics to really
  19. love it, but who cares?
  21. Far more important is:
  22. We got boobies.
  23. We got hookers.
  24. We got Zombies.
  25. We got Nazis.
  26. We got even Nazi-Zombies!
  28. You`re Peter "Pete" O`Brannon, a Private Eye. Sounds fascinating? It isn`t,
  29. trust me - unless you find it exciting to hunt down cheating husbands and lost
  30. dogs while living of cheap Chinese food in shabby motels. THAT would be what
  31. Petes job is all about - but luckily for him, he has a good customer paying
  32. his bills. It`s GlobalSecure Inc., one of the biggest insurance companies on
  33. the East Coast. More exactly, it`s Samantha "Sam" Miller who runs their
  34. investigation department on insurance fraud. She`s tough, she`s intelligent,
  35. she`s better than Pete. By far better. But due to the companies Code of
  36. Conduct and some very nasty ethic rules, she`s prevented from taking, erm,
  37. "semi-legal" steps to gain essential information and proofs. That`s where
  38. Pete steps in - for 500 bucks per day + expenses + a nice 20% share of the
  39. money the company saves with whatever Pete finds out.
  41. Into the Dark is a playable B-Movie, a trash experience composed out of 60%
  42. humor, 30% horror and 10% technical flaws. Enjoy!
  44. 11 Levels of pure madness
  45. 15 different guns & weaponized items
  46. Soundtrack featuring Nox Arcana
  47. 67 puzzles
  48. 238 lovely clipping errors
  49. 35 sophisticated AI bugs
  50. Guaranteed minimum of 10 crashes when playing through the game!
  51. 168 additional glitches
  52. Play it as adventure, as shooter or as both!
  53. Explore the levels with your Oculus Rift Kit in VR!
  54. Watch the full movie "Night of the living dead" ingame!
  56. Attention:
  57. Windows 8 users: As Windows 8 treats DarkBasic applications quite strange upon
  58. demanding large chunks of memory, we officially don't support it. We have ran
  59. through the game on several Windows 8 systems, we have reports of many players
  60. beating the game on Windows 8, but we CANNOT guarantee it works on your side.
  61. Buy on own risk and RUN THE INTOTHEDARK EXE AS ADMINISTRATOR WITH
  62. COMPATIBILITY MODE WINDOWS 7
  64. Memory Issues: Into the Dark calls large chunks of your primary 1.85Gig
  65. memory block. You may have to turn off FRAPS and Skype to have a proper trash
  66. experience, and sometimes you will have to reload an autosave to clear the
  67. memory. Refer to the troubleshooting guide for more information!
  69. Install:
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  72. Unrar, mount/burn image, install, copy over crack to installation destination.