- NIGGER: clouds move from west to east
- NIGGER: water is free, git it from water pumps on your map
- NIGGER: cholera doesn't seem to be in the game yet
- NIGGER: pain tablets allegedly fix X hurts messages
- NIGGER: water purification tablets and syringes do nothing, throw them away from first aid kits
- NIGGER: .44 added gun sway
- NIGGER: this makes it so the gun unaligns with your aiming dot when you sway your gun
- NIGGER: do not aim in third person if you are playing regular
- NIGGER: first person is a bit better but still not completely accurate
- NIGGER: the only way to know for sure where the gun is pointing is to aim down sights
- NIGGER: use page up/page down to adjust zeroing
- NIGGER: you can cuff people multiple times with different cuffs to make sure they don't git out
- NIGGER: to struggle out of cuffs, use A and D
- NIGGER: most spawns are northeast now
- Menarchi entered chat.
- NIGGER: Menarchi
- Menarchi: hi
- NIGGER: i was just drilling this guy
- NIGGER: can you drill him for me
- Menarchi: l-lewd
- NIGGER: xDD
- Menarchi: but drilling as in how
- NIGGER: breaking off the stick of knowledge in his anus
- Shpeel: be gentle
- NIGGER: rags can have a stack of 6, bandages can have a stack of 4
- NIGGER: rags are currently better atm because of this
- NIGGER: morphine fixes broken limbs and fixes pain messages, so does splints
- NIGGER: splints are made with wooden sticks + bandages/rags
- NIGGER: epinephrine resets shock level and forcefully brings a person back to consciousness
- NIGGER: (they will fall back unconscious if they don't fix themselves)
- monkeytrubble: we get it XD
- NIGGER: you get knocked out when your shock level is greater than your blood level
- NIGGER: maximum blood level is 5000
- NIGGER: a saline bag iv (constructed with saline bag and iv starter kit) restores 500 blood
- NIGGER: 500 blood is the minimum to be awake, so this will fix anyone that is in critical condition
- NIGGER: blood bags also restore blood, but they're very complicated at the moment
- NIGGER: you can test blood types with a blood testing kit
- NIGGER: draw blood with a blood bag
- NIGGER: combine with starter kit iv to make it able to inject into others
- NIGGER: you naturally regenerate blood
- NIGGER: there's slow regeneration and then there's fast regeneration
- Faggot is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
- NIGGER: to get slow regeneration, you need there to be no status bar about water and bright green energized
- Tiles: Anyone wants to group up to kill feggets?
- NIGGER: fast regeneration is dark green hydrated and brigh green energized
- Faggot: is it time for another berezino adventure?
- NIGGER: your status about food needs goes like this
- Faggot: aka get rekt by shitters
- NIGGER: bright red (very needy), yellow, no bar, dark green, bright green
- Tiles: Maybe
- monkeytrubble: i need to lower my sens :(
- Tiles: Im bored as fuck
- Tiles: Im at elektro tho
- NIGGER: we in HC
- Tiles: wait, HC chars?
- Tiles: Shiet
- NIGGER: yes
- NIGGER: we have stuff there too
- NIGGER: you can eat until you're overstuffed
- Tiles is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
- NIGGER: there's a point in overstuffed where you vomit though
- NIGGER: i recommend spamming drink at wells until you are overstuffed because the serving sizes are small
- Faggot: like ur dick
- NIGGER: vomitting causes you to lose water/energy
- Tiles: I need halp in HC
- Tiles: D":
- Faggot: Where are you tilus
- NIGGER: you start regenning health when you have 5000 blood and either regeneration statuses
- Tiles: near berez in HC
- NIGGER: health works like this
- NIGGER: 0 health = you are dead for sure
- NIGGER: can't remember what max health is
- Tiles: I've been punching z's on this char.
- NIGGER: the more health you lose, the blurrier your screen is if you have post-processing enabled
- NIGGER: clothes?
- NIGGER: you want pristine clothes
- NIGGER: optimally
- Tiles: Lootin' berez now i guess
- NIGGER: worn clothes are almost as good
- Faggot: Come to svetlo Tiles
- Faggot: or just hang around berez until you die
- Faggot: then come
- monkeytrubble: mouseSensitivityX=0.2;
- mouseSensitivityY=2
- monkeytrubble: what should i put that as
- NIGGER: clothes absorb a bit of damage including ballistics even if they have no ballistic protection
- NIGGER: make them the same lel
- Tiles: I dont even have a gun. :l
- NIGGER: if you are naked or wear ruined clothes you have a high chance of getting OHKO'd
- NIGGER: because >absorption
- NIGGER: mountain backpacks prevent you from seeing behind yourself without doing some turning around in first person
- NIGGER: 5 more slots than the hunting backpack which has a shorter profile
- Shpeel: does sprinting affect your hydration/energy yet?
- NIGGER: yes
- monkeytrubble: autism are you in svetlo
- NIGGER: you lose stats depending on wat you do
- Faggot: yes munkey
- NIGGER: idling = low hydration/energy loss
- monkeytrubble: dupe me nigga xD
- NIGGER: moving = higher rate of loss
- Faggot: dupe my nuts in ur mouth m8
- monkeytrubble: thats gay
- monkeytrubble: i aint gay
- Tiles: hue
- NIGGER: cannot remember if running/walking has a difference
- Faggot: :)
- NIGGER: you can fix generally cloth clothes that aren't ruined back to worn with a sewing kit
- monkeytrubble: 40/40
- monkeytrubble: nigger tell someone to leave
- NIGGER: throw away gun cleaning kits, they don't do anything yet because gun condition doesn't matter yet unless it's ruined or if it's a scope
- NIGGER: if you have a ruined gun part, you can glitch them back onto the gun if you have another non-ruined part that fits in the place by swapping
- NIGGER: you cannot use a gun if it is ruined, but gun parts are fine
- NIGGER: 3D scopes are affected aesthetically by condition
- monkeytrubble is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
- NIGGER: acogs, red dots, etc will look cracked if it's lower than worn condition
- NIGGER: 2D scopes like the long range scope are not affected by condition except ruined
- monkeytrubble: tfw my waifu said she would stream today but isnt streaming
- NIGGER: which as said before, you can glitch onto the gun if you mount say a PU scope and then swap the LRS into it
- NIGGER: 7.62x51 can ohko badly armored targets
- NIGGER: so does 7.62x39
- Faggot: i need backup
- Tiles: i will join
- Tiles: gib time
- Tiles: need an actual weapon
- monkeytrubble: im in the middle of fucking nowhere
- NIGGER: the ACOG scope for the M4 acts as a rangefinder, drape the line that fits across the victim the best and look at the number to the right
- NIGGER: this is the number you zero to
- monkeytrubble: dam nigga i think he gets it
- NIGGER: canteens store more things than water bottles
- NIGGER: the most energy dense food is rice, but that makes you lose hydration
- NIGGER: the best food overall is canned peaches because it's energy dense, only one slot, and has hydration
- NIGGER: can openers can be found in kitchens and open cans with 0 food loss, still works when ruined
- NIGGER: alternatively open cans with sharp objects
- NIGGER: fire axe is the best melee in the game (still)
- NIGGER: will knock out players with no head gear if you hit them in the head
- NIGGER: will ohko zombies if you hit them in the head
- NIGGER: use magpul (MP) parts for the m4, they make the gun accurate
- monkeytrubble: i heard mosin shots but cant see anyone
- monkeytrubble: :(
- NIGGER: also, there's a new stat called dexterity
- NIGGER: it (should) affect how fast your gun sways
- Faggot: im scared
- NIGGER: bipods make your gun turn slower
- Tiles: > 1911 engraved
- Tiles: okay
- NIGGER: the CQC stock for the M4 makes your gun turn faster, but the stock is shit and makes the gun inaccurate
- NIGGER: generally the sway penalty from having a bipod on is negligible
- NIGGER: to use the bipod, deploy it and go prone to get an accuracy bonus
- NIGGER: some items have ballistic protection
- NIGGER: ballistic protection is like a modifier to the cloth's health when in damage calculation versus ballistics
- NIGGER: pristine ballstic helmet will calibers up to 5.56
- NIGGER: generally absorbs 1x 5.56, sometimes two
- NIGGER: alternatively absorbs 10+ .22 rounds in my tests
- NIGGER: press vest is the best clothing in the game
- NIGGER: has absud ballistics protection, will copy-paste stats
- NIGGER: Press Vest:
- 3-5 5.56x45
- 2 buckshot
- 1 7.62x51mm
- 10+ .22 (press vest stayed pristine, stopped bothering)
- 1-2 7.62x39
- 3-5 .45 ACP
- NIGGER: hold M2 to hold breath
- NIGGER: if you are using a scope with no zoom, hold M2 also to zoom in
- monkeytrubble: haha
- monkeytrubble: i just rekt someone
- monkeytrubble: they were gonna dupe
- NIGGER: holding breath makes your gun sway side to side a little bit less
- monkeytrubble: and i killed him xD
- monkeytrubble: shit this guy is geared as fuck
- NIGGER: there are different damage modifiers to different parts of the body
- NIGGER: the head has the highest modifier
- NIGGER: legs take less damage than the torso
- NIGGER: on the upside, you can break legs which is pretty good
- NIGGER: someone told me that the back of the player's torso area takes more damage, cannot confirm
- NIGGER: motohelmet, hard hat and others have shock absorption bonuses and will pretty much make newspawns unable to punch you out
- Tiles: machete any good for melee?
- Tiles: or its shit?
- NIGGER: fuck no
- Shpeel: I had a black moto helmet and it is gone now
- Tiles: Il keep it to open cans then
- NIGGER: http://dayzdb.com/item/671-machete#/screenshots
- NIGGER: literally shit
- NIGGER: I'm not sure how it works against the head
- NIGGER: doesn't have a shock modifier for hitting the head
- monkeytrubble: how2make a 30sec webm under 3mb
- monkeytrubble: ???
- NIGGER: downscale resolution you fucking faggot
- NIGGER: what other sticks of knowledge do I stick in your anus
- NIGGER: do you have anything you want to know about
- Faggot: i think he stopped listening
- Shpeel: is there an auto run?
- Faggot: a while ago
- NIGGER: not really
- NIGGER: you should be able to easily macro it though
- NIGGER: F1-F9 does emotes
- NIGGER: turning your gamma up lets you see in the dark better
- NIGGER: (lel)
- monkeytrubble: what res should i have
- NIGGER: native resolution
- NIGGER: have you never played a video game before
- Shpeel: is there a qt asian huff and puff sound file or do I have to sound like a privelaged white male all the time
- NIGGER: there are female sounds in the game
- NIGGER: there's also a few voice clips for when your character is hurt
- NIGGER: male voice says "OH FUCK THAT HURTS"
- NIGGER: you will laugh when you get it
- NIGGER: also as a technicality
- NIGGER: you can still be alive with 0 blood
- NIGGER: will be unconscious though