1. NIGGER: clouds move from west to east
  2. NIGGER: water is free, git it from water pumps on your map
  3. NIGGER: cholera doesn't seem to be in the game yet
  4. NIGGER: pain tablets allegedly fix X hurts messages
  5. NIGGER: water purification tablets and syringes do nothing, throw them away from first aid kits
  6. NIGGER: .44 added gun sway
  7. NIGGER: this makes it so the gun unaligns with your aiming dot when you sway your gun
  8. NIGGER: do not aim in third person if you are playing regular
  9. NIGGER: first person is a bit better but still not completely accurate
  10. NIGGER: the only way to know for sure where the gun is pointing is to aim down sights
  11. NIGGER: use page up/page down to adjust zeroing
  12. NIGGER: you can cuff people multiple times with different cuffs to make sure they don't git out
  13. NIGGER: to struggle out of cuffs, use A and D
  14. NIGGER: most spawns are northeast now
  15. Menarchi entered chat.
  16. NIGGER: Menarchi
  17. Menarchi: hi
  18. NIGGER: i was just drilling this guy
  19. NIGGER: can you drill him for me
  20. Menarchi: l-lewd
  21. NIGGER: xDD
  22. Menarchi: but drilling as in how
  23. NIGGER: breaking off the stick of knowledge in his anus
  24. Shpeel: be gentle
  25. NIGGER: rags can have a stack of 6, bandages can have a stack of 4
  26. NIGGER: rags are currently better atm because of this
  27. NIGGER: morphine fixes broken limbs and fixes pain messages, so does splints
  28. NIGGER: splints are made with wooden sticks + bandages/rags
  29. NIGGER: epinephrine resets shock level and forcefully brings a person back to consciousness
  30. NIGGER: (they will fall back unconscious if they don't fix themselves)
  31. monkeytrubble: we get it XD
  32. NIGGER: you get knocked out when your shock level is greater than your blood level
  33. NIGGER: maximum blood level is 5000
  34. NIGGER: a saline bag iv (constructed with saline bag and iv starter kit) restores 500 blood
  35. NIGGER: 500 blood is the minimum to be awake, so this will fix anyone that is in critical condition
  36. NIGGER: blood bags also restore blood, but they're very complicated at the moment
  37. NIGGER: you can test blood types with a blood testing kit
  38. NIGGER: draw blood with a blood bag
  39. NIGGER: combine with starter kit iv to make it able to inject into others
  40. NIGGER: you naturally regenerate blood
  41. NIGGER: there's slow regeneration and then there's fast regeneration
  42. Faggot is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
  43. NIGGER: to get slow regeneration, you need there to be no status bar about water and bright green energized
  44. Tiles: Anyone wants to group up to kill feggets?
  45. NIGGER: fast regeneration is dark green hydrated and brigh green energized
  46. Faggot: is it time for another berezino adventure?
  47. NIGGER: your status about food needs goes like this
  48. Faggot: aka get rekt by shitters
  49. NIGGER: bright red (very needy), yellow, no bar, dark green, bright green
  50. Tiles: Maybe
  51. monkeytrubble: i need to lower my sens :(
  52. Tiles: Im bored as fuck
  53. Tiles: Im at elektro tho
  54. NIGGER: we in HC
  55. Tiles: wait, HC chars?
  56. Tiles: Shiet
  57. NIGGER: yes
  58. NIGGER: we have stuff there too
  59. NIGGER: you can eat until you're overstuffed
  60. Tiles is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
  61. NIGGER: there's a point in overstuffed where you vomit though
  62. NIGGER: i recommend spamming drink at wells until you are overstuffed because the serving sizes are small
  63. Faggot: like ur dick
  64. NIGGER: vomitting causes you to lose water/energy
  65. Tiles: I need halp in HC
  66. Tiles: D":
  67. Faggot: Where are you tilus
  68. NIGGER: you start regenning health when you have 5000 blood and either regeneration statuses
  69. Tiles: near berez in HC
  70. NIGGER: health works like this
  71. NIGGER: 0 health = you are dead for sure
  72. NIGGER: can't remember what max health is
  73. Tiles: I've been punching z's on this char.
  74. NIGGER: the more health you lose, the blurrier your screen is if you have post-processing enabled
  75. NIGGER: clothes?
  76. NIGGER: you want pristine clothes
  77. NIGGER: optimally
  78. Tiles: Lootin' berez now i guess
  79. NIGGER: worn clothes are almost as good
  80. Faggot: Come to svetlo Tiles
  81. Faggot: or just hang around berez until you die
  82. Faggot: then come
  83. monkeytrubble: mouseSensitivityX=0.2;
  84. mouseSensitivityY=2
  85. monkeytrubble: what should i put that as
  86. NIGGER: clothes absorb a bit of damage including ballistics even if they have no ballistic protection
  87. NIGGER: make them the same lel
  88. Tiles: I dont even have a gun. :l
  89. NIGGER: if you are naked or wear ruined clothes you have a high chance of getting OHKO'd
  90. NIGGER: because >absorption
  91. NIGGER: mountain backpacks prevent you from seeing behind yourself without doing some turning around in first person
  92. NIGGER: 5 more slots than the hunting backpack which has a shorter profile
  93. Shpeel: does sprinting affect your hydration/energy yet?
  94. NIGGER: yes
  95. monkeytrubble: autism are you in svetlo
  96. NIGGER: you lose stats depending on wat you do
  97. Faggot: yes munkey
  98. NIGGER: idling = low hydration/energy loss
  99. monkeytrubble: dupe me nigga xD
  100. NIGGER: moving = higher rate of loss
  101. Faggot: dupe my nuts in ur mouth m8
  102. monkeytrubble: thats gay
  103. monkeytrubble: i aint gay
  104. Tiles: hue
  105. NIGGER: cannot remember if running/walking has a difference
  106. Faggot: :)
  107. NIGGER: you can fix generally cloth clothes that aren't ruined back to worn with a sewing kit
  108. monkeytrubble: 40/40
  109. monkeytrubble: nigger tell someone to leave
  110. NIGGER: throw away gun cleaning kits, they don't do anything yet because gun condition doesn't matter yet unless it's ruined or if it's a scope
  111. NIGGER: if you have a ruined gun part, you can glitch them back onto the gun if you have another non-ruined part that fits in the place by swapping
  112. NIGGER: you cannot use a gun if it is ruined, but gun parts are fine
  113. NIGGER: 3D scopes are affected aesthetically by condition
  114. monkeytrubble is now playing DayZ. Click here to join.
  115. NIGGER: acogs, red dots, etc will look cracked if it's lower than worn condition
  116. NIGGER: 2D scopes like the long range scope are not affected by condition except ruined
  117. monkeytrubble: tfw my waifu said she would stream today but isnt streaming
  118. NIGGER: which as said before, you can glitch onto the gun if you mount say a PU scope and then swap the LRS into it
  119. NIGGER: 7.62x51 can ohko badly armored targets
  120. NIGGER: so does 7.62x39
  121. Faggot: i need backup
  122. Tiles: i will join
  123. Tiles: gib time
  124. Tiles: need an actual weapon
  125. monkeytrubble: im in the middle of fucking nowhere
  126. NIGGER: the ACOG scope for the M4 acts as a rangefinder, drape the line that fits across the victim the best and look at the number to the right
  127. NIGGER: this is the number you zero to
  128. monkeytrubble: dam nigga i think he gets it
  129. NIGGER: canteens store more things than water bottles
  130. NIGGER: the most energy dense food is rice, but that makes you lose hydration
  131. NIGGER: the best food overall is canned peaches because it's energy dense, only one slot, and has hydration
  132. NIGGER: can openers can be found in kitchens and open cans with 0 food loss, still works when ruined
  133. NIGGER: alternatively open cans with sharp objects
  134. NIGGER: fire axe is the best melee in the game (still)
  135. NIGGER: will knock out players with no head gear if you hit them in the head
  136. NIGGER: will ohko zombies if you hit them in the head
  137. NIGGER: use magpul (MP) parts for the m4, they make the gun accurate
  138. monkeytrubble: i heard mosin shots but cant see anyone
  139. monkeytrubble: :(
  140. NIGGER: also, there's a new stat called dexterity
  141. NIGGER: it (should) affect how fast your gun sways
  142. Faggot: im scared
  143. NIGGER: bipods make your gun turn slower
  144. Tiles: > 1911 engraved
  145. Tiles: okay
  146. NIGGER: the CQC stock for the M4 makes your gun turn faster, but the stock is shit and makes the gun inaccurate
  147. NIGGER: generally the sway penalty from having a bipod on is negligible
  148. NIGGER: to use the bipod, deploy it and go prone to get an accuracy bonus
  149. NIGGER: some items have ballistic protection
  150. NIGGER: ballistic protection is like a modifier to the cloth's health when in damage calculation versus ballistics
  151. NIGGER: pristine ballstic helmet will calibers up to 5.56
  152. NIGGER: generally absorbs 1x 5.56, sometimes two
  153. NIGGER: alternatively absorbs 10+ .22 rounds in my tests
  154. NIGGER: press vest is the best clothing in the game
  155. NIGGER: has absud ballistics protection, will copy-paste stats
  156. NIGGER: Press Vest:
  157. 3-5 5.56x45
  158. 2 buckshot
  159. 1 7.62x51mm
  160. 10+ .22 (press vest stayed pristine, stopped bothering)
  161. 1-2 7.62x39
  162. 3-5 .45 ACP
  163. NIGGER: hold M2 to hold breath
  164. NIGGER: if you are using a scope with no zoom, hold M2 also to zoom in
  165. monkeytrubble: haha
  166. monkeytrubble: i just rekt someone
  167. monkeytrubble: they were gonna dupe
  168. NIGGER: holding breath makes your gun sway side to side a little bit less
  169. monkeytrubble: and i killed him xD
  170. monkeytrubble: shit this guy is geared as fuck
  171. NIGGER: there are different damage modifiers to different parts of the body
  172. NIGGER: the head has the highest modifier
  173. NIGGER: legs take less damage than the torso
  174. NIGGER: on the upside, you can break legs which is pretty good
  175. NIGGER: someone told me that the back of the player's torso area takes more damage, cannot confirm
  176. NIGGER: motohelmet, hard hat and others have shock absorption bonuses and will pretty much make newspawns unable to punch you out
  177. Tiles: machete any good for melee?
  178. Tiles: or its shit?
  179. NIGGER: fuck no
  180. Shpeel: I had a black moto helmet and it is gone now
  181. Tiles: Il keep it to open cans then
  182. NIGGER: http://dayzdb.com/item/671-machete#/screenshots
  183. NIGGER: literally shit
  184. NIGGER: I'm not sure how it works against the head
  185. NIGGER: doesn't have a shock modifier for hitting the head
  186. monkeytrubble: how2make a 30sec webm under 3mb
  187. monkeytrubble: ???
  188. NIGGER: downscale resolution you fucking faggot
  189. NIGGER: what other sticks of knowledge do I stick in your anus
  190. NIGGER: do you have anything you want to know about
  191. Faggot: i think he stopped listening
  192. Shpeel: is there an auto run?
  193. Faggot: a while ago
  194. NIGGER: not really
  195. NIGGER: you should be able to easily macro it though
  196. NIGGER: F1-F9 does emotes
  197. NIGGER: turning your gamma up lets you see in the dark better
  198. NIGGER: (lel)
  199. monkeytrubble: what res should i have
  200. NIGGER: native resolution
  201. NIGGER: have you never played a video game before
  202. Shpeel: is there a qt asian huff and puff sound file or do I have to sound like a privelaged white male all the time
  203. NIGGER: there are female sounds in the game
  204. NIGGER: there's also a few voice clips for when your character is hurt
  205. NIGGER: male voice says "OH FUCK THAT HURTS"
  206. NIGGER: you will laugh when you get it
  207. NIGGER: also as a technicality
  208. NIGGER: you can still be alive with 0 blood
  209. NIGGER: will be unconscious though