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  14. | / GAME ......... Aeternum v2.0.1
  15. | / DEVELOPER .... Wasted Brilliance
  16. | \ DATE ......... 23/02/2014
  17. | \ DISKS ........ 45x.5.00MB
  18. |_________\ PROTECTION ... None
  19. RiPPED ....... Sir Ramrod von Schlongenburg
  20. GENRE ........ OLD SCHOOL
  21. PLATFORM ..... WinAll
  22. LANGUAGE ..... Engrish
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  32. Aeternum is an original side-scrolling shoot 'em up featuring five
  33. stages of intense bullet hell action. Face off against eight bosses,
  34. cats in teacups, and spaceship faring corgis choosing to play from 4
  35. different modes and 5 difficulty settings.
  37. Ellica is a Demonic Magic Studies student at one of the most
  38. prestigious schools in the realm, Aeternum Academy. But her
  39. schoolwork has to take a back seat one day when she discovers her
  40. best friend Macy is missing!
  41. Help Ellica brave the crazed groundskeeper, an overzealous hall
  42. monitor and waves upon waves of wayward flying cats in the adventure
  43. of a lifetime... or maybe just the adventure of this week.
  45. Five levels of screen-packing bullets and intricately patterned
  46. scripted boss fights.
  47. Four difficulty modes: Normal, Hard, Demonic, Lunatic.
  48. PC Bonus: Easy difficulty. Same bullets as Normal, but you lose less
  49. power when hit.
  50. Lunatic difficulty: the difficulty so hard even the creator canÆt
  51. beat it!
  52. Visual style melding pixel art characters and backgrounds with
  53. hi-def graphical effects.
  54. A rather silly story with dialogue written by Nate Graves of GearFish.
  55. Option to turn off dialogue for shooting purists.
  56. Soundtrack by Jesse Bishop. Seventeen tracks of epic chip-pop goodness.
  58. URL: Aeternumgame.com
  60. If you like the game, support the developers and buy it!
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  70. 1. Unzip
  71. 2. Unrar
  72. 3. Unzip Pants
  73. 4. Install Game
  74. 5. Run Game
  75. 6. Beat off in joy!
  77. Greetings to our Friends in:
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