1. Proudly Presents
  3. Postal III (c) Akella
  5. Release On : 28 febuary 2014 Disk Amount/Format : 1 LARGE ISO
  6. Type of Game : Shooter Media Protection : Steam/StarForce
  8. Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
  9. Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude s week in Paradise, we
  10. follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its
  11. appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the
  12. Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing Green extremism and
  13. hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn t a much
  14. better place to live.
  15. What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical
  16. scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former
  17. Vice-President s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway biker
  18. gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will
  19. you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will
  20. you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your
  21. fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
  22. Features:
  23. Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
  25. A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and
  26. philosophies
  28. Large, detailed, interactive environments
  30. Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
  32. NPC s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
  34. Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
  36. Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy
  37. Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy
  38. Playmate Jennifer Walcott
  40. Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises:
  41. Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or
  42. sometimes against you!)
  43. Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the
  44. BadgerSaw
  46. Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
  48. Burn/mount, install, copy crack, play!
  50. Greetz: LARGEiSO and MEDIUMiSO
  52. (C) E/dfs
  53. " SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! "</div></div>