1. S K I D R O W
  2. .the leading force.
  3. proudly presents
  4. The Curse of Nordic Cove (c) On The Level Game Studios
  5. 27-06-2013......Release Date - Protection.................Steam
  6. Action/Adventure...Game Type - Disk(s)....................1 DVD
  7. RELEASE NOTES
  8. It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we
  9. all know today as "New York". Once called New Hamburgerstand in the
  10. early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon
  11. Cheeseburgers. It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty,
  12. sorcerous, evil-naughty-person the Viking warlord Helfdane the
  13. Terrible Helfdane's tyranny of the New Land was halted during these
  14. very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene.
  15. Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North
  16. America is on the verge of being historically "inconvenienced" in the
  17. face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his
  18. lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite.
  19. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to
  20. rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove Gross
  21. Kayte's boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn
  22. this around, stat This is their date night after all. Alright YOU
  23. deal with that Helfdane thing. We're getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and
  24. staying warm. We'll be cheering for you
  25. Features:
  26. Provides a fresh perspective in gaming.
  27. Scoring and multiple difficulty levels provide replay value
  28. INSTALL NOTES
  29. 1. Unpack the release
  30. 2. Mount or burn image
  31. 3. Install
  32. 4. Copy the cracked content from the SKIDROW folder and into the main
  33. install folder and overwrite
  34. 5. Block the game in your firewall and mark our cracked content as
  35. secure/trusted in your antivirus program
  36. 6. Play the game
  37. 7. Support the companies, which software you actually enjoy
  38. GREETINGS
  39. To all friends of the family and honorable rival groups
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