- >I was only 9 years old
- >I loved Linux so much, I had all the kernel updates and GNU utilities
- >I pray to linux every night before suspending, thanking it for the freedom
- >"Linux is love" I say; "Linux is life"
- >My dad hears me and says it's GNUplusLinux
- >I called him a freetard
- >He slaps me and sends me to sleep
- >I'm crying now, and my face hurts
- >I lay in bed and it's really cold
- >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards ,e
- >It's Lennard Pottering
- >I am so pissed
- >He whispers into my ear "This is my systemD"
- >He grabs me with his weak faggot arms and puts me down onto my hands and knees
- >I'm not ready
- >I close my repositories from Lennart
- >he forcefully penetrates my system
- >It hurts so much and I try to move
- >I can feel my storage filling up with bloat
- >I push against his force
- >I want to go recompile
- >He roars in a girly squeal as he fills my butt with bloat
- >my dad walks in
- >Lennart looks him in the eyes and says "It's all working now"
- >Lennart leaves through my window
- >Lennart is an asshole