1. Wow
  3. such
  5. release
  7. Title: Goat Simulator
  8. Publisher: Coffee Stain Studios
  9. Date: 29/03/2014
  10. Genre: Wow
  11. DRM: STEAM
  12. Size: Medium sized iso
  14. Description:
  15. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing
  16. next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about
  17. being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
  19. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as
  20. you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating
  21. game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of
  22. doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a
  23. backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn
  24. even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create
  25. your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not
  26. even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and
  27. crash the game.
  29. Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest,
  30. you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula
  31. hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your
  32. friends and buy a real goat.
  34. Key Features
  35. * You can be a goat
  36. * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha
  37. goat
  38. * Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes,
  39. and more!
  40. * MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is
  41. hilarious and we're keeping it
  42. * In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  43. * Seriously look at that goat's neck
  44. * You can be a goat
  46. Instructions:
  47. 1. Pls to unrar
  48. 2. Very mount & install
  49. 3. Such copy crack
  50. 4. Much play so wow
  51. 5. Thanks doge!
  53. wow such crazy goat
  55. enjoy this great title days ahead of its official april 1st release!!