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- Postal III (c) Akella
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- Release On : 28 febuary 2014 Disk Amount/Format : 1 LARGE ISO
- Type of Game : Shooter Media Protection : Steam/StarForce
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- Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
- Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal DudeÆs week in Paradise, we
- follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its
- appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the
- Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing ôGreenö extremism and
- hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isnÆt a much
- better place to live.
- What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical
- scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former
- Vice-PresidentÆs cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway ôbikerö
- gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will
- you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will
- you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your
- fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
- Features:
- Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
- A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and
- philosophies
- Large, detailed, interactive environments
- Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
- NPCÆs react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
- Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
- Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy
- Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy
- Playmate Jennifer Walcott
- Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises:
- Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or
- sometimes against you!)
- Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the
- BadgerSaw
- Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
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- Burn/mount, install, copy crack, play!
- Greetz: LARGEiSO and MEDIUMiSO
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- (C) E/dfs
- " SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! "