Dear Improbable,

It is my obligation as captain almighty of the GOAT OG TOP AMAZING BASED BLESSED WCOP team, US Central, to raise your motivation to participate in the upcoming edition of the World Cup of Pocket Monsters. Despite questionable maneuvers and decisions such as utilizing your sweeping Bisharp to Iron Head a Gliscor that was equipped with a Toxic Orb, employing Clefable as a constant on your teams throughout the 2015 edition of the World Cup of Pocket Monsters, and destroying the hopes and dreams of user Pokeaim through the infamous act of taking the win due to a supposed router disconnection that was at the hands of Aim's sister, you are a valued, respected, and somewhat, kind of, maybe, sort of liked member of the United States Central region's team for the aforementioned World Cup of Pocket Monsters.

With all due respect to your previously stated desires and intentions for the upcoming months in regards to Pocket Monsters and the tournaments that are to come in the near future, I am here to respectfully inquire about your willingness to augment your initial perspective on the matter of participating in the World Cup of Pocket Monsters. I believe that it is in the best interest of both yourself and the entirety of the United States Central region's team for the aforementioned World Cup of Pocket Monsters that you participate in the World Cup of Pocket Monsters. Your ability to play the game of Pocket Monsters, construct teams of six Pocket Monsters in the tier of Sun and Moon Overused, and be a consistently welcome and positive presence in the Discord chat for the United States Central region's team for the aforementioned World Cup of Pocket Monsters is desired on the United States Central roster. Additionally, various members of the team have been members of teams that you have been on in the past and, therefore, people who you are familiar with and friendly with from your past endeavors in the Competitive Pocket Monsters community of Smogon University.

Improbable, my long-time friend and teammate, I hope that you take the aforementioned reasoning into consideration when making your decision as to if you will partake in the upcoming World Cup of Pocket Monsters or not. I think that over the past two seasons you had plenty of fun being a member of the team and everyone else on the team also enjoyed your presence. Moreover, the decision to play would correlate to mutual satisfaction and I think this is a key selling-point in favor of you playing for this World Cup. I believe that you could be successful in the environment of United States Central region's team for the aforementioned World Cup of Pocket Monsters, as you have been in past years, and I feel that you joining the team and participating in the tour would be beneficial for every party involved.

Furthermore, Improbable, you should play in the World Cup of Pocket Monsters.

Sincerely,

-OUTL