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  50. ▄░▀▄▓▄ 101 Ways to Die ▄▓▄▀░▄
  51. ▄▓▓▐█▓▌ (c) Vision Games Publishing LTD ▐▓█▌▓▓▄
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  53. ▄ ▄ ░▄▓▄▀ ▄ Release-Date.: 04/16 ▄ ▀▄▓▄░ ▄ ▄
  54. ▄▓▄█ ▐▓█▌▓▓▄ Protection...: Steam ▄▓▓▐█▓▌ █▄▓▄
  55. ▀ █ ▀▄▓▄▀▀▄ Disc.Count...: 1 CD ▄▀▀▄▓▄▀ █ ▀
  56. █▀▀▀ ▀▐█▓▌ ▄ Game.Type....: Action ▄ ▐▓█▌ ▀▀▀█
  57. █▄▄▄ █ █ ▄▓▄ Language.....: EFGIS ▄▓▄ █ █ ▄▄▄█
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  66. In this puzzle-platformer you'll play assistant to mad
  67. scientist Professor Splattunfuder - a scientist,
  68. inventor and weapons manufacturer of questionable
  69. sanity. Nearing the end of his career, he devoted
  70. himself to a terrible "recipe book" focused on the death
  71. and destruction of his enemies, preferably using the
  72. most stylish methods possible. An unfortunate
  73. laboratory accident resulted in the destruction of the
  74. first draft - now it's down to you to assist him piece
  75. the fragments back together. The evil Professor has
  76. grown vats full of helpless creatures known as Splatts
  77. that he is using to aid him in a range of awful
  78. experiments - which is where you come in. Using all
  79. your murderous creativity, a generous helping of
  80. weaponry, a passing knowledge of physics and a large
  81. dose of violence to the poor helpless Splatts, you'll
  82. help the Professor rewrite his classic book of recipes,
  83. titled... 101 Ways To Die!
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  93. ▀▓▀█▄▄▄█ ▐▌░ G R O U P N O T E S ░▐▌ █▄▄▄█▀▓▀
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  96. We have enough money, beer, girls or whatever at the moment.
  98. ▄ Besides: ▄
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  102. ▐▌█▒░ █ ▀ * BUY THE GAME! * ▀ █ ░▒█▐▌
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  108. ▀ ▐▓▌ Skid Row, Unleashed ▐▓▌ ▀
  109. ▄▓▄▀ GREENPEACE ▀▄▓▄
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