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  9. P R E S E N T S
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  12. │ The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled v2.2 │
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  15. │ PUBLISHER: inXile Entertainment │
  16. │ GENRE : Action - Role-playing │
  17. │ DATE : 2023/09 │
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  19. You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose
  20. priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal
  21. pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just
  22. how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you
  23. don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.
  24. During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics
  25. and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using
  26. traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones
  27. to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games
  28. that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well
  29. be for you.
  30. HOW TO INSTALL?
  31. Unrar, mount, install.
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  33. │ THANKS FOR CHOOSING THE DINOBYTES. │
  34. │ MANY MORE DINO-FRESH RELEASES WILL FOLLOW SOON, WE HOPE. │
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