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  3. proudly announces
  5. Chicken Assassin: Reloaded *Deluxe Edition*
  6. (c) OneShark
  8. release date: July 2771
  9. protection: Steam
  10. # of discs: 1
  11. languages: EN/FR/DE/ES/RU
  13. Chicken Assassin is a fast paced action-RPG with an
  14. outrageous storyline filled with over-the-top humor
  15. that boasts a myriad of colorful enemies and
  16. visually stunning levels and environments. Prepare
  17. to give your hand an intense workout as you battle
  18. a slew of eclectic adversaries and encounter
  19. special bosses in this frenetically action packed
  20. game! You play as Mean Mcallister, the living
  21. embodiment of what would happen if you combined
  22. Rambo, Foghorn Leghorn, a bottle of hot sauce, and
  23. a case of energy drinks together. When the evil
  24. mastermind Spritzel and the Henchmen abduct your
  25. girlfriend, Candy, you embark on a frantic journey
  26. to save her, leaving mayhem and destruction along
  27. your path. As you progress, you can upgrade Mean
  28. with various fighting styles and skills, access an
  29. arsenal of weapons to dole out punishment, and
  30. customize clothing that boosts your stat
  31. attributes. Buck Buck, mothercluckers
  33. The Reloaded version includes:
  35. * New Mission - The First Siege
  36. * New Game Mode - Endless Mode
  37. * New languages - German, Spanish, Russian, French
  38. * Enemy and Environment updates
  39. * Bug Fixes
  41. The official Deluxe Edition includes:
  43. * Chicken Assassin: Reloaded (main game)
  44. * Soundtrack DLC
  46. 1- Unpack, burn or mount
  47. 2- Install the game
  48. 3- Copy the cracked content from PROPHET dir
  49. 4- Go To Hell!
  51. * currently we are looking for:
  53. > talented cracker
  54. > experienced movie ripper
  55. > supply games ENGLiSH / MULTi / POLiSH
  56. > supply any stuff
  57. (movies, apps, even spycam porn of your sister)
  58. > supply hardware (box , ftps, etc.)
  60. * you match the description? maybe you can join us!
  62. *** WE'RE AFTER AFFILIATE PRE SITES IN EURO AND ASIA ***
  64. teamppt [at] gmail [dot] com
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