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  34. |\ Game......: Accidental Runner /|
  35. | \ Language..: AlbertEspin / |
  36. | \ Developer.: Cornflux Games / |
  37. |___\ Disks.....: (1 cD) /___|
  38. . Date......: 01/11/2014 .
  39. ::. Genre.....: Racer .::
  40. ` Protection: La Feria '
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  51. ________________ | R e l e a s e | I n f o r m a t i o n . .
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  55. | AN 80'S CHALLENGE WITH TODAY'S VISUALS!
  56. |
  57. | Accidental Runner is an Arcade Action game set in the desert where you play as a stubborn
  58. | businessman cursed to run forever and punished to do it without forward movement after
  59. | planning to build a casino in the pyramids.
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  61. | Prepare yourself for a really challenging experience in which you will have to survive all
  62. | sort of hazards, including flying carpets, heavy cars, V-Tols and hordes of goblins.
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  64. | No loading times between stages! Enjoy single player, local coop and first person camera
  65. | modes and toggle them simply pressing a button!
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  69. | * Support Indie Game Developers and dont be a Dick! If you like it, buy it!
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  72. ________________ | I n s t a l l | I n f o r m a t i o n . .
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  75. | 1.> Burn .iso to CD/DVD or mount using Daemon Tools.
  76. | 2.> Install.
  77. | 3.> Masturbate in Joy!
  78. | 4.> Play Game.
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  95. | Greetz: Razor 1911 - Vace - Outlaws - CRD - Debt - MythPC - BReWeRS |
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  99. "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his
  100. hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
  102. - Mencken