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  9. P R E S E N T S
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  12. │ The Darkside Detective: A Fumble in the Dark v1.39.18.3761d │
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  15. │ PUBLISHER: Spooky Doorway / Akupara Games │
  16. │ GENRE : Adventure / Point-and-click │
  17. │ DATE : 2022/09 │
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  19. Cursed enough that itÆs a nuisance. Cursed enough that somebody has to deal
  20. with ità
  21. ThatÆs where The Darkside Detective comes in. Whenever you hear a bump in the
  22. night, feel a tingle up your spine, or smell something fishy, Detective
  23. Francis McQueen isnÆt far behind.
  24. No, he doesnÆt smell of fish - itÆs a phrase, come on...
  25. Picking up after the events of The Darkside Detective, McQueen has to save
  26. his usually-present (in body, if not mind) sidekick Officer Dooley from the
  27. Darkside, so the two can get back to what they do best - investigating the
  28. cityÆs many strange, often paranormal, always paradoxical goings-on.
  29. Join them in this frighteningly funny point-and-click adventure as they
  30. investigate six more standalone cases bringing them to a carnival, the local
  31. retirement home, an amateur wrestling circuit and even as far away as
  32. Ireland as they do what they can to keep the Darkside at bay.
  33. FEATURE LIST
  34. 6 unique cases, the likes of which youÆve never seen before (not a guarantee)
  35. Uses both pointing and clicking technology
  36. Music from Thomas O'Boyle, a totally-living composer, definitely not undead
  37. Photo-Realistic* Pixel Rendering (*Depends on your definition of photo-
  38. realism)
  39. 1 mail-in rebate per customer on exorcism services for hauntings resulting
  40. from play
  41. A brief recap of the events of "The Darkside Detective" for anyone who hasnt
  42. played it and doesn't want to
  43. dont use our source for RIP
  44. have u problem with long version in dir?
  45. we have long penises, so we can put long versions in dir
  46. HOW TO INSTALL?
  47. Unrar, mount, install.
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  49. │ THANKS FOR CHOOSING THE DINOBYTES. │
  50. │ MANY MORE DINO-FRESH RELEASES WILL FOLLOW SOON, WE HOPE. │
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